She’ll probably not let him use it at all; only for special occasions. Although I can’t think of a special occasion at Chez Penny. Everyday from the Dollar Dump will rule. (I couldn’t resist the pun.)
well I guess you can never have too much toilet paper. I bet it is a cheap single ply that you have to double or triple fold. She should have extra liquid hand soap too.
I can think of at least a dozen comments about today’s D.S. but they would probably all get flagged so I won’t bother, but you would’ve laughed regardless of your position on politics, scatological humor, or the Penny’s shopping habits.
the mind boggles….I often wondered who buys all the gag gifts in those catalogs we get this time of year. Of course the Penny’s do! How many ways can you offend your guests? If its the guy you voted for you would be upset to see his face on the tp and vice versa, however the concept of embarrassment is foreign to these people.
I can remember when we all had to color coordinate TP and facial tissues for every bathroom (rather glad it is all white now, so only have to be concerned about which of the 2 “ultra” I like better ;-P
margueritem almost 12 years ago
yes, it smells like ‘politics’…
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
President-scented TP?
The early ones probably smell pretty rank, but by the 20th century they were mostly bathing fairly regularly.
mikie2 almost 12 years ago
She’ll probably not let him use it at all; only for special occasions. Although I can’t think of a special occasion at Chez Penny. Everyday from the Dollar Dump will rule. (I couldn’t resist the pun.)
shamest Premium Member almost 12 years ago
well I guess you can never have too much toilet paper. I bet it is a cheap single ply that you have to double or triple fold. She should have extra liquid hand soap too.
jmcx4 almost 12 years ago
It’s not scented yet, you add your own.
Retired Dude almost 12 years ago
I can think of at least a dozen comments about today’s D.S. but they would probably all get flagged so I won’t bother, but you would’ve laughed regardless of your position on politics, scatological humor, or the Penny’s shopping habits.
fredb49 almost 12 years ago
Finally! His pictures were getting a little rough
InTraining Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Thought it might be the GBwOF…. but no……! ! !
InTraining Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Fill in the blank “See what is at the S _ _ _ _ _ .”Store..?Show..?____
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Man. If I get a sheet of Nixon, my butt’s gonna break out.
comicnut4636 almost 12 years ago
Didn’t know they made a “scented” T.P. I can remember years ago when they made colored T.P. as well as facial tissues in pastel blue, pink, yellow.
PoodleGroomer almost 12 years ago
Do they use the face of the winner or loser? Do they use both faces on opposite sides so you can load the roll front or rear feed?
finale almost 12 years ago
Let the good times roll.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 12 years ago
the mind boggles….I often wondered who buys all the gag gifts in those catalogs we get this time of year. Of course the Penny’s do! How many ways can you offend your guests? If its the guy you voted for you would be upset to see his face on the tp and vice versa, however the concept of embarrassment is foreign to these people.
vldazzle almost 12 years ago
I can remember when we all had to color coordinate TP and facial tissues for every bathroom (rather glad it is all white now, so only have to be concerned about which of the 2 “ultra” I like better ;-P
Benndayy85 almost 12 years ago
In honor of George (- – -) Bush: Texas Toilet Paper. ( It don’t take s—t offa nobody)!