Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 14, 2012
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Bucky: What are you writing? Satchel: Since I can't write about your cat club, I'm doing a little piece on unicorns for the "animal friends" column. Bucky: Well, I'll do better than that, I'll write about multicorns for the cat newspaper's "edible animals" column. Satchel: There's no such thing as multicorns, Bucky. Bucky: There's no such thing as unicorns, either, woodward.
blunebottle about 12 years ago
…..he got a point there….
alviebird about 12 years ago
He looks more like a Bernstein.
Ginrummy33 about 12 years ago
Which one was Robert Redford?
hometownk Premium Member about 12 years ago
I don’t get the Woodward reference but as for the rest of it, Bucky is making sense. Scary!
drogers30 about 12 years ago
Wasn’t Woodward one of the Watergate reporters?
falstaff2 about 12 years ago
Satchel could write about corndogs.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Candicorns are edible.And I’ve eaten multi-candIcorns.
SwimsWithSharks about 12 years ago
Devastating, calling Satch “Woodward”.
Woodward is the sellout who wrote the puff piece book “Bush at War”.
tuna1 about 12 years ago
Touche Bucky
coz69 about 12 years ago
Yummm…candy corn!
danno12345 about 12 years ago
As Sachel himself would testify, they may not be food, but they certainly are edible. ;) And yummy!
Hoodude about 12 years ago
Where Ben?
Arianne about 12 years ago
Woodward and Furstein go Deep Fuzzy!
The movie “Dick” has been showing up on TV lately. If you haven’t seen it, give it a look. It’s hilarious!
htownkev about 12 years ago
I’ve seen Unicoms. Shroom induced visions.
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
Bazinga!
edonline almost 12 years ago
Poor Satchel. Bucky had to go and destroy his world. Next thing you know, Bucky will tell him the truth about Santa Claus.
markjoseph125 almost 12 years ago
But there are unicorns. After all, the bible says there are, so there must be, because everything in the bible is true, right?The word occurs 9 times in the Old Testament (King James Version):
Numbers 23:22 – God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.Numbers 24:8 – God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.Deuteronomy 33:17 – His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.Job 39:9 – Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?Job 39:10 – Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?Psalm 22:21 – Save me from the lion’s mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.Psalm 29:6 – He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.Psalm 92:10 – But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.Isaiah 34:7 – And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.But don’t worry; after all, there are also basilisks, cockatrices, satyrs, witches, talking snakes, and other myths too, like virgin births.
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Thank you.