The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 13, 2012

Maybe a low dairy diet would… ahh…

And light thickened cream? What the hell is that about?

Hostess is about to strike out. No more Twinkies.

Sumo these cows are utterly incredible.

“Get off” ?? That scale is having a cow.

A cow with 5 teats? This is one for the record books!

She’s gonna need a mirror to read those numbers. The scale says, come back when you’re alone.

Instead of a brand, the cow had a zip code. Can I get a rim shot?

Actually good milkers don’t put weight on their bodies, they’re rather bony!

5 teats and the udders are way too far in front. he must have taken anatomy from the same person who taught Scott Adams….

So where does “fat-free” cream (?!) come from? Anorexic cows?

And grouchy but esthetically inclined cows give cultured sour cream.

Shame on Scott, how dairy make fun of gravametrically challeneged livestock…

Its not that the cow is large. Its gravity’s fault. It just pulls harder on her trying to keep her to the surface so she is not slung off while the earth is spinning.

I had some scales.Some medical creme made that go away.(HAHA)

Scott needs to visit a farm. The udder is on the wrong end of the cow.

Condensed milk comes from Reader’s Digest cows.

weak ankles

How now, round brown cow?

I disagree.. that’s’ a lot of Bull.

She ain’t heavy, she’s my sister.

WHERE’S THE BEEF!

The scale is made by Richter

funny.

Heavy nothing. That’s clotted (artery) cream.

REMEMBER THE TWINKIES!