Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 21, 2012

Cybil is pretty much a lost cause…

with her around: How to talk to your dead dog.

First lesson about cats: Cats were worshiped as gods in ancient Egypt — and they will NEVER allow you to forget this.

Dogs look at a human and think, “He feeds me, he takes me for walks, he gives me a warm place t sleep. He must be God.”Catss look at a human and think, “He feeds me, he cleans my litter box, he gives me a warm place t sleep. I must be God.”

Cybil isn’t just any cat. She is cat-to-the-googolplex-power! Lio might feel less insecure in the company of a dog, but the poor dog among Lio’s exotic menagerie would itself become a bundle of raging insecurities!

On the day before Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for friends, family and my 3 kitties. I’m also thankful that they DON’T act like Cybil!!

Bad day Cybil?

Wise move, Lio

Not even Cybil could turn me ionto a dog person.

that’s freekin’ funny and disturbing.

So I guess Cybil doesn’t want to be disturbed.

Oh man shes way to scared

She just wants to be loved.

Pussy cat, pussy cat, I love you>>I feel old now.