The Knight Life by Keith Knight for November 24, 2012

i love bacon and I never saw a headless waiter before.

I’m afraid they can’t do that.

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I’m afraid I’ve had this happen on occasion. I really don’t like bacon and have occasionally been frustrated when my burger came with it.

At my son’s restaurant a man at the next table in ordered the in-house bacon as a side dish and then said: “I never thought I would say these words, but would anyone like some of my bacon?”