Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 10, 2012

I won’t ask what he did to your video display, Teresa, just glad to have Frog Applause back!

But you’ll never see your cordless mouse again.

At ChiCon V in 1991, I was in an elevator with a dozen other people, some in costume, when the elevator stopped and the door opened to—nothing. A totally deserted hallway. While we waited for the elevator door to close again, I said “That is a terrific Claude Rains costume.”

Well, I guess that explains FA’s absence this week. I shall not press for details. But the clear moral of the story is, don’t loan out your keyboard!

According to the ANNOUNCEMENTS on Teresa’s blog, she is not back.

About freakin’ time! I thought everyone at home that uses a computer were always naked and that pubes stuck in the keys was just just a natural hazard, how silly of me.

Can I have my pubic hair back?

The banana is labeled FYFFES which is a large tropical fruit importer in the UK.

YEA!! FA’s back! My life can go on now . . . ☻

If that’s all that’s on it….it’s a good day.

Wait till you get all those bogus, “I’m Jessica, and my husband is out of town.” type e-mails.

I have no idea who Ralph Stanley is, but he looks like he is his own grandmother.

…and the keys are all sticky.

Re; Teresa’s Blog & the Obama Mask:…. That kid must be a Republican.

Hooray, new FA!

That’s nothing. A friend of mine borrowed my laptop once and I had to scrape something off the keys.

All I want to know is, what site did you visit?

Of course there is pubic hair, you know the appendage I type with? Pubic hair on your keyboard is a small price to pay … hunt and peck has now jumped that final hurdle.

Long Dong Thomas.

THE BLOG CONTINUES TO BE TERRIFIC

Hope You solve your computer problems soon. WE MUST HAVE OUR FA FIX

I thought I wanted FA back – now not so sure.@ BillThompson – loved the elevator story!

Well considering my motto “Life is short, play naked”; what else should you expect?

Welcome back FA.

oh happy lame days are back again! We missed you, Teresa! Glad you’re back! Thanks for keep’ up the Blog!

It was ear hair.

Welcome back Aunt Teresa. I assume last week’s check was late because of your computer problems. It’s okay; we didn’t post many comments anyway. We were all out voting and that pays better than you do. We charged double for that Senate race in GA, but we were able to beat that dead guy, Darwin.

…my arm is compleate…

Whew! I was getting tired of holding my breath ’til your return.Welcome back Teresa; sincerely. I hope you get a can of dust-off to celebrate the return of your keyboard!

i remembered to feed the turtles.did you?

short and curly

I specifically ordered my keyboard with pubic hairs on the side.

YES-S-S-S-S-S-S-S

I don’t know how that guy types, but I think he’s doing it wrong.