Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 11, 2012

Which team is the man for?

J-E-T-S. They HAVE harnessed stupidity.

Is that a windbag mill?

Well, at least we’ll all agree that one part or the other of Congress can light the country all by itself.

Shouldn’t we all have windmills on our heads?

Oh man if we can really harness stupidity, not only we will meet our current demand but future demand for the next millennia.

“There are 2 things that are infinite. Universe and human stupidity. Although, I am not too sure about the former” – Albert Einstein

Go, Rat!

Yay, sports!

Stupid is what stupid does…..Forrest Gump

That’s not harnessing stupidiuty. That’s harnessing death of a language.

I wish there was a permanent fad to speak better english.

if rat wants to harness stupidity, how about arizona cardinals fans? 58-0? or, raiders fans? or better yet, chicago cub fans,

PbS commenters…

That California dialect is a sure giveaway to their status; but shouldn’t Rat have furnished two Stupidity Windmills so as to harvest the exudations of both Cali-twits?

Rush Limpbag.

Aren’t those the Miami Dolphins colors? Not nearly as funny as the Jets, though.

He solved the energy crisis but with stupidity growing, we’ve got a problem of global boring.

Chicago’s nickname “The Windy City” originated as a reference to its politicians — not its weather.

It’s a Joe Thornton (#19 SJ Sharks) jersey, Pastis’ favorite hockey player; and because if you like hockey right now you’re stupid.

I applaud Rat for this one!

Anything to stop a pointless conversation.

xxx

Wow… touchy much? Perhaps your comments (all of your comments including those from other comics) would be better suited in a more political forum… not a comics site.

Look, when I saw “fiscal cliff” I thought"Couldn’t this have been when Rat was running for president?" Take your stuff to Doonesbury. Some of us don’t want politics in these popular and hilarious cartoons.

Hey Trusted Mechanic, Can i get your help? I’m taking a class in college and i’ve been translating some really difficult phrases, but i’m wondering if you could read this and tell me if it makes sense to you.“Blah blah blah BLAH blah blah blah blah blah blah blah BLAH BLAH BLAAAAAAAAAH… no more questions asked”Learning new languages is hard, especially the language of arrogance.

Then you give these folks a smart phone or ipad, and they suddenly become … well, they use smart things for dumb activities. But at least they figured out how. Bind-moggling!

I, like, like this comic.

Hella cool.

Or as one tv programs said, “Why don’t we just tax the stupid people?” It sure would end the national debt.

The Rat formula: D = UH squared.

Yep,Eagles…

Really, two paragraphs to defend NPR (admittedly, I didn’t even know what it stood for). I am all for defending yourself but within reason. You can’t kill someone for punching you…

“This is NPR…National Public Radio”. (1972-2005)

Now due to lack of listener support, it’s just “This is NPR” (2005-present)

Okay folks, vanity, egos and over-sensitivity aside, I’m thinking the “Three Steps over Japan” troll’s dig was aimed at “Pearls Before Swine” commenters — us. I doubt if s/he even listens to the PBS of radio repute.

He got “Hella” past the censors, i’m impressed!

hella funny

how can you say ‘hella’ in the news

I hate it when people say stuff like " hella wack"