Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 04, 2012
Transcript:
Moooooahh! The average dairy cow produces over 41,000 glasses of milk per year! Allama Iqbal Open University in Islamabad, Pakistan, has a student enrollment of more than 1.8 million! Sei Wales grow to 66 feet long and swim at speeds of 30 miles per hour, to maintain their body weight, they eat nearly a ton of food daily!
zoidknight about 12 years ago
They shoot the women either way.
goanoparsi about 12 years ago
Doesn’t make a difference. The rule is simple – if a woman is studying, shoot her. Period.
comicnut4636 about 12 years ago
Where do the cows get all those glasses???
Stephen Gilberg about 12 years ago
Why is the cow so affectionate? Does getting milked turn her on?
Mostly Water Premium Member about 12 years ago
According to the Vice Chancellor of Allama Iqbao Open University, AIOU is perhaps the only University where you can continue your education along with your job, business and domestic responsibilities. Women are especially encouraged to get admission to the programs of AIOU. A number of educational programs have especially been structured for female population. We particularly welcome female candidates to get education at AIOU. Therefore, female students are in majority of almost all programmes of the University." http://www.aiou.edu.pk/VCMessage.asp
jkhandy about 12 years ago
Milk is for baby cows, just like the milk from a woman’s breast is for baby humans. The milk industry has done a fine job getting people to believe that you have to drink cows milk, which is basically cow pus with some calcium and a bunch of estrogen. If the calcium facade was true, all these elder milk drinking people wouldn’t be breaking their hips so easily. Casein, the main protein in cows milk, makes the human body pass most of the calcium through the urine in humans. Amaranth has twice as much calcium as cows milk which is absorbed by the body, not peed out. Stop buying into all the hype people. Do your homework.
Marvin3 about 12 years ago
Whyyyy not!
Frogman_tg about 12 years ago
Sei reminds me of my mother-in-law!
Puddleglum2 about 12 years ago
@comicnut4636,goweeder might be trying to butter you up, but even so, that one is the cream of the crop, today!
Mostly Water Premium Member about 12 years ago
You are welcome.
soadhachami about 12 years ago
Where do they get all those glasses?!?!? dude original!