Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 04, 2012
December 03, 2012
December 05, 2012
Transcript:
Alice: My mom's van is "in the shop." Beni: She's selling her van? Alice: Huh? Beni: If it's in the shop, it must be for sale. Alice: But I've got a stash of old candy and fast good hidden under the backseat! Beni: Oh, that'll sell fast.
Madeline probably discovered the stash, Alice, with the help of the guys in the shop. But Beni seems to misunderstand what “in the shop” means and so misleads you. Fear not; the van will be back—sans stash, methinks.
It’s not like the van up in Wisconsin – the grandkids don’t hide the stash; they just leave it slopped all over the floor, in the junk wells by their seats, and in the drink holders.
I sold a car to my Drill Sargent before going overseas back in ‘74. He came up to me and said next time I sell a car I might want to vacuum up the cannabis seeds. Honest Sarge, I don’t where that came from?
Linux0s almost 12 years ago
That’s the first thing a sharp buyer looks for.
pavan_pb almost 12 years ago
You’re not helping, Beni.
Bittermelon of Truth almost 12 years ago
Maybe the stash is what caused the van to break down in the first place (hey, I’ve heard weirder stuff on Car Talk)!
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Madeline probably discovered the stash, Alice, with the help of the guys in the shop. But Beni seems to misunderstand what “in the shop” means and so misleads you. Fear not; the van will be back—sans stash, methinks.
Gokie5 almost 12 years ago
It’s not like the van up in Wisconsin – the grandkids don’t hide the stash; they just leave it slopped all over the floor, in the junk wells by their seats, and in the drink holders.
Perkycat almost 12 years ago
Funny how ‘in the shop’ can have two meanings. One of those confusing things for little kids.
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
I sold a car to my Drill Sargent before going overseas back in ‘74. He came up to me and said next time I sell a car I might want to vacuum up the cannabis seeds. Honest Sarge, I don’t where that came from?
calvinsfriend110 almost 12 years ago
Old lollipops are the worst.