Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 08, 2012

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  almost 12 years ago

    There’s Adam…..where’s Eve?

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    Kali39  almost 12 years ago

    On the sixth day, God created Man.Then She realized Her mistake…

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    What can I get for a rib?

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Seriously, women look a lot better than men…..especially without their clothing….Trust me on this one….Seriously, almost any woman is more attractive that way than a 40 year old pot bellied man….Not that we don’t have our moments….

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    Lunatic  almost 12 years ago

    Auld Nature swears the lovely dears,Her noblest work she classes, O!Her prentice hand she tried on man,And then she made the lasses, O!

    - Robert Burns

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Yup, just as I figured, man is just a lightning dolt…..

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    And God is just ribbing him?

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    AKHenderson Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    If Danae is proof that the second time was a charm, I’m boarding the next TARDIS.

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    pcolli  almost 12 years ago

    Good and evil are two sides of the same coin.

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    Rainfoot  almost 12 years ago

    Well acoring to the greeks zeus had hephestus make pandora(woman) because he was jelouse of what promethius had done with man.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  almost 12 years ago

    They were always badmouthing a woman who would speak her mind. Just calumny from the revisionists.

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 12 years ago

    Well I’m just pleased that the Creator realised His(Her) mistake and made Eve. Aren’t we all? BTW I love the bemused look on Adam’s face.

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    roctor  almost 12 years ago

    And then,Steve was created.

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    Tackerdog  almost 12 years ago

    FAIL

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    Rickapolis  almost 12 years ago

    Why do I think that this is Danae’s version of what happened?By the way, what ever happened to the first woman God created in the Bible? Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. And then again in Genesis 2:21-22 And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; And the rib, which the Lord God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. I’m 60 years old and never have I heard an explanation of what happened to that first woman (named Lilith I’ve been told, but I don’t know who gave her that name).

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    SnowCritter  almost 12 years ago

    So, yeah, Lilith was a woman. ;*)

    (end snark)

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    SnowCritter  almost 12 years ago

    Well, if you subscribe to evolution, there had to be something before the chicken – let’s call it a proto-chicken. It laid an egg that contained the genetic mutation that was “chicken”. Ergo, the egg came first.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    If at 1st you don’t succeed……

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    Knightman Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Geeeeeez

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    Can't Sleep  almost 12 years ago

    As I heard (or read) it, Lilith just refused to be obediant to Adam, and told him to get lost. (I have to wonder if, somewhere, centuries ago there was a Book of Lilith.)

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    gjsjr41  almost 12 years ago

    This convo is getting too deep for me.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Richard S. Russel, is your sister single?

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Genesis II:22—And the rib which the LORD God had taken from man, made hee a woman, & bought her vnto the man (KJV 1611 spelling)This explains why men and women have been ribbing each other ever since!

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    Vonne Anton  almost 12 years ago

    Gen. 2 is simply the detail on Gen. 1 – they are the same man and woman. Lilith truly IS mythological.-Isn’t it so that men are still being struck like lightning by our beautiful ladies? Of whom, my wife of 30 years is the fairest of them all!

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    fixer1967  almost 12 years ago

    The only difference between Lilith and Eve was that Eve was better at hiding what she was.But as for me I always like the idea of Lilith better than Eve but that is just me.

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    freewaydog  almost 12 years ago

    When God created Man, SHE was only joking!

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    thirdguy  almost 12 years ago

    Of course, then they went and procreated, and we know how well that turned out!

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    puddlesplatt  almost 12 years ago

    it’s all Greek to me.

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    jpsomebody  almost 12 years ago

    I believe that Adam had sinned and Eve was created for his punishment. Women have tormented men for eternity, sounds kinda like the hades to me.

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    Tuner38  almost 12 years ago

    Imagine that. A person from a lighting bolt. And Darwin is criticized????

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    jahoody  almost 12 years ago

    @Kali39…you called this one …. when did God become a man???

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    Perkycat  almost 12 years ago

    Roto rooster? – Thank you for my first laugh out loud moment of the morning.

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    ArtisticArtemis  almost 12 years ago

    I totally agree with you! =^_^=

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    Buggerlugs  almost 12 years ago

    You can’t have one without the other. Those are the words to a song I can’t remember.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    i like girlsthey got jiggly bits in all the right places…

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    pcolli  almost 12 years ago

    This “God” thing….is it catching? What’s the antidote?

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    Rickapolis  almost 12 years ago

    Yikes! Thanks for the info.

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    Barbaratoo  almost 12 years ago

    Hahahaha! Love it!

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