Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 29, 2012

thats is why i quit changing the cat pans its her job now, because it’s her cats!

Why is she such a biach? I would be ever so thankful is my husband cleaned the kitty box. Never happened!

I’m on Arlo’s side on this one… Just put it back on there Janis and thank him for cleaning it and taking it out to the garbage…

Why do men so often do the half-way job?

Why is it the man’s job to leave the seat down and not the woman’s to leave the seat up?

There’s a game on TV.

Urinals… much easier to clean and use. Why don’t more homes have them?

We put the seat down aaround here because the house is arranged so that the toilet is visible from the dining room. Ugh!

I started putting the lid down before flushing after a column by Dave Barry, no less, made me aware that lidless flushing sprays toilet effluvia as much as six feet into the air. According tohttp://serendip.brynmawr.edu/exchange/node/1839this is called the “aerosol effect.” Check it out.

They will always find the dark lining in any silver cloud.

That’s right. They can’t seem to get their hunch together when they are doing “number 2.” Yes, I watched because they used to make such a mess I had to clean up.

Ha! You don’t know where he’s getting it.

Women should not blame men when they (women) fail to look before sitting down.

Noooo, with a male cat its a BIGGER problem…they spray straight out backwards. I built my big male cat a litter box from a 30-gal Rubbermaid tote to contain his habit of peeing on the basement wall.

I think she is just being funny, not critical.

I find the Eugene/restaurant arcs boring, but I don’t whine about them. Different strokes.

Glad it was on Mythbusters, commenters. I’d like to see that show (but not while I was eating). :-P

Most of the time, but not all.