B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 30, 2012

Clumsy’s next life opportunity is going to be as dinosaur scat

If a dinosauer eats Clumsy, Clumsy becomes fertilizer, fertilizer grows plants, herbivore eats plants, the same dinosauer eats the herbivore… is that double dipping?

Excuse me… dinosaur

I’ve never seen any agriculture in BC, so what does he eat exactly?

Clumsy, have you considered getting your head examined?

Like that will work.

I would be a vegan if I had someone to prepare all the meals for me. I don’t kill things, I eat things that are already dead. Yall know it’s legal to eat roadkill here in Tennessee?

Me want MEAT…Munch-time.

If we weren’t supposed to eat meat, why does it taste so good?

Chances are the vegan would be healthier and fitter than his friend.

The reason that there aren’t more vegans is that few people can actually live on the diet long term, so they are forced back to eating dairy, at least, if not eggs/seafood and meat. Otherwise our animal protein would have disappeared at least a decade ago. But the movement has to recruit more aggressively than BigTobacco to keep the numbers up to 2% of the population.

Yep, that’s all they are – but they are a LOUD 2%.

The dinny would probably answer “Chomp!”

The dinosaur is on a Vegan diet. It will eat the vegan.

Vegans (Extreme Vegetarians) are fanatics who don’t know what they’re missing. Nothing better than a medium-well done T-Bone or Rib Eye, with mashed potatoes & beef gravy.

he must have also wrote for The Flintstone, Alley Oop, and this