Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 26, 2012

Who accepts any size tip.

A waitress who can’t wait for it to be over.

Can’t buy love but you can rent sex and fool yourself a lot.

And those rates are steep!

I knew a girl like that once…for an hour or so.

But not well done, huh, dog? : )

And mighty cute too!

What took you so long?.Aren’t all girl friends on an hourly rate?

but, it is like throwing a sausage down a hallway with that girl.

14, eh?I hope she has a special jail bait rate.

Hey honey, couldn’t we just barter instead? Does your oil need changing? Or your tires rotated?

Lovely Rita meter maid….

…but does she rent by the “piece?”

Its true Money can’t buy love, but you can rent it hourly.

A lady of negotiable affections

Ah yes, women of negotiable virtue!

you say expensive?? get married and tell me how much it costs then. Oh and if you get divorced, then tell me how expensive it is to rent.