Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 14, 2012

And Slappy Squirrel’s front door mat says (either) “Go Away” (or “Scram”).

The squirrel’s door mat reads, “Prepare to lose your nuts; all ye who enter here”,

Been looking for years for the door mat that says… Oh no not you again, Saw it once in a catalog and never again.

@rmacprivatehttp://www.uncommongoods.com/product/oh-no-not-you-again-doormat

That’s rather funny. You’d better hope people have a sense of humour when they come to visit.

As the late great Warren Zevon said, “Don’t knock on my door if you don’t know my Rottweiler’s name.”

Poncho, you might consider stopping the head banging behavior. You might get a treat.

Carmen…long time no see…but still wearing that vomitatious orange colored turtle neck sweater…translation for Brit fans…orange coloured turtle neck jumper….LOL.

I think it was Oscar Wilde who once said: “All visitors make me happy – some when they arrive and all when they leave.”