Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 11, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: Satchel... You can't read a book called "you are not your own master: the art of heeling." That's too pathetic for even dogs. Satchel: It argues that we dogs are happier when our freedom is limited, and I think I agree with that. Bucky: Are you sure this sin't supposed to be a gag? Satchel: It can't be. Rule number one is don't put stuff in your mouth.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
The middle panel….Ahhhh….Hurt me!
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Wait a minute, let’s back up…Bucky said Woof yesterday? I want what Darby’s having…
Opus Croakus almost 12 years ago
Dog Haiku:
I sound the alarm!Mailman, come to kill us allLook! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!Meter Man, come to kill allLook! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!Garbageman, come to kill allLook! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!Pizza guy, come to kill- wait!He has food! Hi, friend!
(The first three are Anonymous, the last was inspired by my late German Shepherd Rex, who scared the pee out of the mailman and meter man but gave the pizza guy a hero’s welcome).
orinoco womble almost 12 years ago
Rule Number One’s kinda ruff on the retrievers.
TaxGeek almost 12 years ago
I like the back of the book: “From the author of ‘Shut Up! There’s No One at the Door!”
blather046047 almost 12 years ago
People aren’t dogs. We need more freedom, not less.
impalervk almost 12 years ago
Satchel shouldn’t be reading that book cause he’s a lab/sharpei not a Queensland Heeler….lol
AndiJ almost 12 years ago
@opuscroakus70That’s my dog too. As long as it’s the (food) delivery guy. Any food, but pizza is his favorite! :)
MixedMedications almost 12 years ago
Funniest strip for me today. Nicely done.
A.Ficionada almost 12 years ago
Re: the punchline: nice gag :-)
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
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alviebird almost 12 years ago
Or, put it at the end of the last paragraph, then start the second paragraph on the next line.