Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 11, 2012
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Transcript:
Bucky: Satchel... You can't read a book called "you are not your own master: the art of heeling." That's too pathetic for even dogs. Satchel: It argues that we dogs are happier when our freedom is limited, and I think I agree with that. Bucky: Are you sure this sin't supposed to be a gag? Satchel: It can't be. Rule number one is don't put stuff in your mouth.
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Dog Haiku:
I sound the alarm!Mailman, come to kill us allLook! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!Meter Man, come to kill allLook! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!Garbageman, come to kill allLook! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!Pizza guy, come to kill- wait!He has food! Hi, friend!
(The first three are Anonymous, the last was inspired by my late German Shepherd Rex, who scared the pee out of the mailman and meter man but gave the pizza guy a hero’s welcome).