Monty by Jim Meddick for December 17, 2012
December 16, 2012
December 18, 2012
Transcript:
Somewhere in here is last year's Christmas tree... The trick is finding it. Sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff Aha! The telltale scent of Evergreen! But it's an artificial tree. I hung an automotive Royal pine sent air freshener on it.
trspence about 12 years ago
My hero.
tattooedcyberidiot about 12 years ago
He is. That’s why the stuff is in the same room as the christmas tree
Ottodesu about 12 years ago
The question was hanging in my mind until the end. Genius!
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
He was just pining for the days of real trees…
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Moondog has occasional flashes of sheer genius. Learn from this, Pilsner!
Coyoty Premium Member about 12 years ago
Why take the tree down every year when you can just hide it?
vldazzle about 12 years ago
I cut a branch off my pine tree last week but it doesn’t have enough scent so I dumped it yesterday. I could pick up a few feet of fresh garland if I were staying home, but the branch I trimmed stuck too far onto pool deck, anyway ;-)
water_moon about 12 years ago
They have special scent sticks for that now.
krbuza about 12 years ago
Don’t know about elsewhere, but here in the Pine Tree State (Maine), we do not use pines for Christmas trees. They are typically some variety of fir.
AnalogGenius about 12 years ago
Frazier fir sure.
jimbeauga about 12 years ago
Noble fir, my friends… and it is Fraser Fir, silly as that seems.
boldyuma about 12 years ago
“Eureka..I Found It ! "
(and now my finger stinks)…. /;-}