Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 16, 2012

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  almost 12 years ago

    The Apocalypse nears…..

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    Can't Sleep  almost 12 years ago

    Of course zombies exist.Just watch the House of Reps on c-span, and you’ll see the dead move. Slowly.(They’re the ones walking toward the Fiscal Cliff.)

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    luckylouie  almost 12 years ago

    Just think of what comes after the Zombie Apocalypse — the Zombie Utopia! No crime, no war, no poverty, and everyone will be valued for their brains.

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    alviebird  almost 12 years ago

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    unnormal  almost 12 years ago

    I just may become a Danae fan if she keeps this up.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Danae says something scientifically factual. It’s a sign of the Mayan doomsday prophecy!

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    It’s called “Tooth Fairy Science”: doing research on a phenomenon before establishing that the phenomenon exists.

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    pcolli  almost 12 years ago

    I always thought that “real” zombies were people who were put into a deep Voodoo trance and made to carry out nefarious tasks for the priest.

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    roctor  almost 12 years ago

    THE END IS NYE…for the umpteenth time.

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    tripwire45  almost 12 years ago

    Apocalypse deniers?

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    puddleglum1066  almost 12 years ago

    Are zombies real? Well, if you define them as re-animated corpses, probably not (Jeffrey makes some fine arguments against them). On the other hand, if by “zombie” you mean a shambling, mindless creature trying to consume your brain, yeah, they’re very real. You can see lots of them on TV any Sunday morning.

    (Whether I’m talking about TV preachers, TV politicians/pundits, or both, is left as an exercise for the reader…)

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    1effinday  almost 12 years ago

    I’m with Danae on this one. (And just how is her name pronounced?)

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    vwdualnomand  almost 12 years ago

    the walking dead explains everything. everybody is infected. you have to go for the head. cut off their arms, and lower jaw. and, the non-zombies are unpleasant people.

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    ncalifgirl58  almost 12 years ago

    Try to tell my kids zombies don’t exist. lololol

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    dabugger  almost 12 years ago

    Well now there is one thing Danae really has right; its heartening that she is truly on the ball. Always knew girls were smarter……

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    bagbalm  almost 12 years ago

    Zombies are a polite convention. When FEMA and the other agencies use this tongue in cheek there is a reason. What they are really preparing you for is shooting down your fellow citizens without saying the horrifying truth out loud and ugly.

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    Vonne Anton  almost 12 years ago

    Oh yeah? Well, if zombies aren’t real, then why does the CDC think we need to be prepared?-http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/documents/11_225700_A_Zombie_Final.pdf

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    roctor  almost 12 years ago

    I deserve and accept all pop-shots for my error.Your are too funny.

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    jahoody  almost 12 years ago

    @roctor; Do you mean Louie Nye is now a zombie???(the man in the street)

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    unca jim  almost 12 years ago

    Alexikakos said,@roctor

    THE END IS NYE for the umpteenth time!!******************************************************Some peeple stil spell buy “phonetics” a waist of munny.That and spell-check..

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    Hunter7  almost 12 years ago

    Zombies = virus/parasitic infection lying dormant until time to feed.

    .unless they are the person sitting in the cubicle next to you at work.

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    bevgreyjones  almost 12 years ago

    I will never understand why people get so much joy out of believing the worst, fearing almost everyone and everything and picturing disasters.

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    roctor  almost 12 years ago

    Uopn futher review.The end is Nye county NV.The happy ending.

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    palos  almost 12 years ago

    NYE = New Year’s Eve

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    K M  almost 12 years ago

    We can only hope, Kyle…

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    ninety_nine_percent  almost 12 years ago

    Great ’toon, Wiley!

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    Pro-Lick  almost 12 years ago

    I’m more concerned about the rotting of Wiley Miller’s brain. Far from his best or even average comics of the past.

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    rvonluchen  almost 12 years ago

    If you believe that the dead don’t walk, you haven’t seen my office at quitting time.

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