Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 22, 2012

Another wrong answer.

Thank goodness, no roaming charges !

You need bread and milk

“don’t put me on hold”

“Hi, my name’s Alexander. Can I interest you in an inexpensive phone plan?”

Sorry, wrong number.

must have been an iPhone

Again, I ask the question: : Do they have a ‘no one left behind’, program at Skylar’s school and Skylar was one of the first recipients?

“Hello! Anyone there?”

Is this the person to whom I am speaking?

“Excuse me. Is your refrigerator running?….”

nope ….it was “Watson I need you” as he had just spilt hydoro chloric acid on himself.

if you’d like to make a call hang up and try again?

“Hi, this is Julie. We can reduce the interest rate on your credit card debt. Press one if you’re interested.” (This was also the second, third, fourth and fifth message.)

Press one for English

“Your call is important to us…”

For English, press 1.