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FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 29, 2012
December 28, 2012
December 31, 2012
Transcript:
Andy: My New Year's Resolution is to fit into my college blue jeans again. Roger: Mine is to win a $100 million lottery. Andy: Resolutions are supposed to be realistic goals, silly. Roger: <slurrp> Andy: Ok, college sweat pants. Roger: $50 Million.
pawpawbear about 12 years ago
Who knew Dad was as smart as that?
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
realistic resolution for andi….cut out process sugar and eat less than 2000 calories a day, and do a 20 minute walk a day. maybe then, she can fit into those sweat pants.
cinswasti about 12 years ago
I like his subtle way of trying to put Andi into reality :)
Kamino Neko about 12 years ago
OK, what the heck is going on with Andy’s mouth in the third panel?
Phosphoros about 12 years ago
Well played, Roger.
SwimsWithSharks about 12 years ago
The coffee slurp can say so much.
Doctor11 about 12 years ago
I don’t really bother with the whole New Year’s resolution all that much, causes too much stress for me.
ewalnut about 12 years ago
Andi can’t have very far to go before fitting into her college jeans — unless the jeans shrunk in the wash.
Waddling Eagle about 12 years ago
Careful, Roger. It is never good to imply that she is fat. Never.
Stormrider2112 about 12 years ago
My girlfriend and I could probably both fit in my college jeans >.>
sparkle 13 Premium Member about 12 years ago
NOW wer’e getting somewhere!!!!!!
kab2rb about 12 years ago
Only in my dreams can I wear slimmer clothes.