Janis: I see someone finally figured out what an apron is for!
Yeppers! And before we leave the house we pull the sweater vest over that mess.
If he’s smart, he’ll keep the apron on until he changes and stops in the laundry.
That’s not as dumb as frying bacon in the nude. (Don’t ask me why I thought of that, I’ll never admit it.)
You have to be really quick.
Scully, got the scars to prove it!
Yeah… just took him until the end of the world to figure it out! ;-)
Makin’ bacon in the nude? Is there any other way?
Why is Arlo stirring soup with a strainer? No wonder he got it splashed all over him!
I thought everybody knew that the function of an apron is to cover every part of your clothing and skin except the part the mess lads on.
Hello, he’s cooking!!??
yea, but, Janis will notice that the apron is CLEAN, so she will know something is up.
EarlP2 over 11 years ago
Yeppers! And before we leave the house we pull the sweater vest over that mess.
bigbob1946 over 11 years ago
If he’s smart, he’ll keep the apron on until he changes and stops in the laundry.
alviebird over 11 years ago
That’s not as dumb as frying bacon in the nude. (Don’t ask me why I thought of that, I’ll never admit it.)
Plods with ...™ over 11 years ago
You have to be really quick.
Varnes over 11 years ago
Scully, got the scars to prove it!
burleigh2 over 11 years ago
Yeah… just took him until the end of the world to figure it out! ;-)
Ermine Notyours over 11 years ago
Makin’ bacon in the nude? Is there any other way?
LuvThemPluggers over 11 years ago
Why is Arlo stirring soup with a strainer? No wonder he got it splashed all over him!
prrdh over 11 years ago
I thought everybody knew that the function of an apron is to cover every part of your clothing and skin except the part the mess lads on.
174grove over 11 years ago
Hello, he’s cooking!!??
merrymac3 over 11 years ago
yea, but, Janis will notice that the apron is CLEAN, so she will know something is up.