Pickles by Brian Crane for December 17, 2012

What, not continuation of Earl stuck in the bean bag chair?!

Can I have that scale when you’re done with it,Opal ?

Those springs don’t last forever.

I think it’s time for Opal to buy a new scales.

I went on a diet for a whole month and only lost 30 days. (sigh)

There was a talking scale outside of the drugstore here in town, but when I got one all it would say is “one at a time, please”…

And how many times did the dial go around?

The Doc put me on a diet and I gained 5 lbs. He then told me to get off it.

You haven’t lost anything from where I’m standing.

Must be digital. It’s probably 1.13lb.

I lost a unwanted 133 pounds once…I got a divorce.

Don’t let your dreams ‘weigh’ you down, Opal.

LOL xxx

IMMD !

I was on a jap diet and dropped down to 96 pounds…

Opal should have bought a Toledo Scale . . .They always say “No Springs, Honest Weight”.

It’s amazing what happens when you stop eating Ben and Jerry’s.

It’s the scale.

I’ve been working for “scale” for years !

Opal – you’re looking much slimmer these days. Have you lost any weight? Or in Earl’s case -- just tell Opal she’s looking years younger.