Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 16, 2012

Farewell, sweet Nancy! I’m with CLG, a.k.a. Beatrice: the bigger they are, the harder they fall—especially when hit with a barrage from a multiple-rocket launcher![I laughed out loud, really, when I first read this one!]

Leo’s a SCUD stud?

You need a big gun if you’re going after big game.

Looks like a good fight!

Now THIS cracked me up!

Until today, I didn’t realize that the comic mentioned the name of the 50 foot woman.

Now we’re talking!

For the average man to satisfy a woman that tall he’d need to have a ………………...And don’t all come back saying you have.

Actually the name of the 50 ft woman in the 1958 movie was Nancy Archer. Yes I remember it… from 60’s TV movie reruns. But I looked it up in Wikipedia to be sure.

I hope she’s not wearing a thong.