Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 19, 2012
Transcript:
Rob: So in your opinion, Barney is the toughest children's character? Bucky: Um... No. See, Barney is like a pro wrestler who moves over to mixed martial arts... He's huge... He's in your face... But he doesn't have the most well-rounded skill set on the PBS. You have to respect his size, but trust me: if Barney went and pulled his schtick on the street, he'd get owned. Rob: What street? Bucky: That would be sesame.
rayannina about 12 years ago
True. Snuffleupagus would beat his purple butt.
alviebird about 12 years ago
Even Big Bird could take him.
JodieKay about 12 years ago
Elmo would probably drive him crazy. Oscar would make him cry.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member about 12 years ago
alviebird about 12 years ago
I might pay to see that. /\
SwimsWithSharks about 12 years ago
I WISH all my taxes went to PBS.
ttoommyy about 12 years ago
I wish people would keep their politics to themselves on a site where we come to get a laugh and lighten our day.
mkahn about 12 years ago
I know, right? It’s “turrible”.
Arianne about 12 years ago
Haha! Big Bird and co. have “Street” smarts! Never thought of it that way before! Very funny, Darby! mkahn, you called it yesterday!
FearlessFreep about 12 years ago
That first frame "dutched’ for the angle; nice art.
Hoodude about 12 years ago
Mammoths rule…
rdmacgregor about 12 years ago
Big Bird vs Barney? I bet they BOTH taste just like chicken!
rroush Premium Member about 12 years ago
Miss Piggy would nail him to the wall.
lcs256 about 12 years ago
Barney is the Brock Lesner of kiddie $how$
angusdad about 12 years ago
I’d love to see Big Bird vs. Barney. I would be rooting for Big Bird, big time
cubswin2016 about 12 years ago
Elmo couldn’t take Barney. Barney would just tickle him.
llong65 about 12 years ago
Bert and Ernie….tag team match
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
barney was used as a “enhanced interrogation technique” during the bush years. just like waterboarding, stress positions, torture.
limarick about 12 years ago
Just be careful not to turn your back on Elmo, Barney.
Hunter7 about 12 years ago
Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch would tag team the purple guy into the ground.
lrwells40 about 3 years ago
I think this is my favorite strip sequence. Gave me a whole new love for the muppets. Now I imagine Dr. Honeydew making drugs in his lab, (which kinda explains Beaker), and Bert and Ernie running the muppet cartel. It’s the nicest muppets you gotta watch out for.