Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 04, 2013

Clearly Danae is an atheist

Hey kid – no one has seen a Higgs Boson yet either, you saying it ain’t so?

Skin Horse has zombies…

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence, but it should give you some indication of how to prioritize your time.

Hey, just pray that the Zombie Apocalypse doesn’t start in Kenya…..Nobody can outrun those guys……

Gee, it would be a shame if Katie came by and Jeffry started paying more attention to her than to Danae, wouldn’t it?

Do reality TV stars count as proof of zombies?

If he writes the book he will be able to retire before he hits 18!

Preperation H’ers have shifted ftom the Mayan calander to zombies.Was this a difficult movement or a downward slide?

hope springs eternal in nerd world like finding a girl who likes video games.

I hesitate to provide links, especially to a competing comic strip, but this is a “Zits” strip on the zombie theme. .Google it: .“Zombie Parents and Other Hopes for a More Perfect World”.Spoiler: The point being, that zombie parents will let you get away with anything.

Think about it Danae. Zombies will be the result of everyone following your resolutions just to please you..

Next week, Danae discovers how much money there is in writing Zombie Apocalypse Survival Manuals.

As a pathologist…..

There’s that shellfish, or fish, in the Bahamas…dried and ingested by ‘victim’ makes them a shambling, obedient “it”…supposedly THAT’S the origin of zombies.

The victim “dies” and is buried by grieving relatives, and the witch-person digs them up and revives them from a coma…voila! service for life.

Yeah, I know: one of those bits of reading from a childhood of ransacking encyclopedias.

Danae has a great career ahead of her as a personal-injury attorney.

Max Brook’s Zombie Survival guide list quite a few references to real life zombies… ;)

Oh! And Zombie Ants! http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/05/120504-zombie-ant-fungus-science-environment-rainforest/

Believing in something that you can’t see or prove exists is the basis for many religions. I say give Jeffrey tax exempt status!

He’s too late; the Federal government already has one.http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm

There ARE zombies… as in “The Zombies”.

For all that we do know about how the world works, there is literally trillions of times more that we don’t know. Scientists once thought the electric light was impossible; can we be so sure they’re wrong about zombies?

.Sorry to burst your bubble, my fellow zombiephile, but the good folks at Zombie Squad (zombiesquad.com) beat you to the manual. If you’re prepared to survive a worst-case scenario, you’re more than prepared for any disaster.

There’s one HUGE failure of logic on her part! If ANYONE, EVER, had seen a zombie, we’d already BE in the apocalypse! It’s a known fact that zombies cannot be contained no matter what you do, and their disease would have spread. I mean gee wiz, doesn’t she know anything at all?

That “modified form of rabies” was the culprit in this movie:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1082868/

Danae hasn’t entered the workforce. She hasn’t sat next to cubicles of worker bees. (now renamed as worker zombies). .…. it would be nice if gocomics had the comics “Zits”.

Could ‘Not yet’ mean that he is working on it.

Actually, there are such things as zombies and yes, people have seen them.