Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 23, 2012

At least you’ve had a pretty good shot at it, Wiz.

So are all the windows too.

alight like a fizzle,strung with a boom,glittery for tizzle,both overbroom

I wish it was that easy.

Decorating Mythbusters style!

I would have expected something a little more… magical from the Wiz. This seems more like Sir Rodney’s style. But then again, the wiz is probably on vacation…

I gotta remember this for next year.

This must be how my neighbor did his house this year. That, or he’d had too much eggnog beforehand.

A great shortcut to avoid untangling stings and stings of lites.

Some things are easier if you’re a Wizard.

Hey he stole my idea. Ive been doing that for years

The “BOOM” in panel eight gave me a Jay Ward moment.

Now why didn’t I think of that?!? What?

He needs to patent that right away!

he blew it

Party cannon! (Bronies?)

And that is how you do it, nice.

I like it.

The Wiz has a party cannon!

Even without a cannon ball, the shockwave from a civil war cannon will kill anyone in a 90° cone in front for several hundred yards. (You can still get killed at a re-enactment firing blanks.) That’s why cannon needed to be in a line – if you were too far back, your shockwave would kill friendlies.

It is a miracle that Blanch it still alive.