C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for December 19, 2012

She clearly knows to whom she is speaking.

Yeah, right, M. Smokey. And how do you define “good”? Mona knows (after all, you are her alter ego)….

It’s not easy making air quotes when you don’t have fingers.

I hope M. Smokey knows how to get a white stain off of a blue dress.

Sly little bun bun……..

Or at least spray it thoroughly with Febreze?

does smokey intend to lay smelly waste everywhere in the appartment?

“…and make sure you use lots of bleach!”