Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 13, 2013

Best handling!

Mom’s got 300 chores waiting for you inside.

Calvin, your parents are saying, NO!

You still have Hobbes.Susie,she does not know you want somebody to miss you??

Apparently not…

They’ll keep aiming!

Reminds me of…-“Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?”Jack Sparrow

No they’re enjoying the peace and quiet that they haven’t had for so many years.

Some kids need misery to be happy!!

That’s a lot of snowballs !!!!!

Mom and dad are using your absence to take care of some other things. Knock before entering any room Calvin…

well, he can always invent some kind of aggression towards him (think Gulf of Tonkin resolution, 1964) then he can release the fury of his stockpile ammo

most quiet they’ve had all day.

Maybe nobody is home. jk

Ray49FL,“Big Yellow Taxi” – Amy Grant

With occasional surveillance to quiet their fears.

A little like Kim Jong-un, don’t you think?

They take paradise, put up a parking lot!

Miss him?Anybody ever missed a hemerroid (sp) when it’s gone?

Mom lost her chance to lock the door.

That’s telling them, Calvin.

Hope you don’t catch frostbite.

I would miss you, Calvin…

For a VERY short amount of time.

LOL… Joke.

xxx

That’s not surprising, considering that’s the same kid who pours chocolate milk on his chocolate frosted sugar bombs and then scoops sugar on them because he thinks they’re too bland without it.

sorry, I meant to post that on a different strip.

reminds me of North Korea

Mom can get you in the house with two words: Hot Chocolate!

In the last frame, there shoulda been an striped arm & hand at the right edge releasing a snowball..

Hobbes has now been VERY rudely awakened from a blissful nap inside the house by Calvin’s yelling – appropriate remonstrations to be administered shortly near the front door – never, ever, awaken a sleeping tiger….

Where are your earmuffs?

I miss u Calvin

Calvin, nobody wants to make you come in the house.

Calvin, I wouldn’t go lookin’ for them. They’re enjoying their peace and quiet alright… “If the van’s a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’!”

The Homer and Jethro sequel (ripoff) was much better!