JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 20, 2013
January 19, 2013
January 21, 2013
Transcript:
This is one male suspect and a female in a hoodie. Captain , its two female suspects Its one guy and his shadow. why is surveillance footage always so low tech?! Officers, I have a confession.... Save it, we caught you red handed. Im not talking about the burglary. Im confessing to the coffee shop robbery. You robbed my favorite coffee shop?! You shut the place down! The owner never re-opened! Ive been forced to drink coffee I don't even like! Allow me to explain their brewing process... How soon can you give me a quiet cell?
Dani Rice about 12 years ago
Oh, heck. I’m not even a cop, and you better not get between me and my coffee!
ewalnut about 12 years ago
Crook’s getting what he deserves. Maybe next time he’ll think twice about who he robs and everyone who’ll be effected by it.
Hunter7 about 12 years ago
Perfect example of “if you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime”.
kaystari Premium Member about 12 years ago
Dumb, to have a robber confess to a robbery just so you can have a cop complain about having to go to another shop? Thats not funny, that’s forcing something that will NEVER happen just so you can create a joke that isnt even funny. Sorry, fail.