make sure you drink nothing but water for 2 to 3 days before donating, soda, and other drinks actually make you slower. I only drink water and donate in about 3 mins…but when I do decide on a soda it doubles that time or more.
Simple solution to this ref. Occam’s razor, Have someone whack off your head and stick a bucket under the neck. The simplest solution is the best solution.
el8 almost 12 years ago
Hope they aren’t hemophiliacs.
joe piglet Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Probably on blood thinners, doping in all sports.
Plods with ...™ almost 12 years ago
…until the older brother discovered he has IBS.
James Hopkins almost 12 years ago
I just donated blood yesterday, and although I was pretty fast, I’m probably nowhere near these “professionals”
battle of plattsburgh almost 12 years ago
They should be on the treadmill, to get their heart rates up.
gosfreikempe almost 12 years ago
I’m sure one of them could “cheat” by encouraging thestaf to use a bigger diameter needle.
msprecious67 almost 12 years ago
Should be “faster” not “fastest.”
angelfiredragon almost 12 years ago
make sure you drink nothing but water for 2 to 3 days before donating, soda, and other drinks actually make you slower. I only drink water and donate in about 3 mins…but when I do decide on a soda it doubles that time or more.
Kokopelli almost 12 years ago
It takes me about 6 mins..
TLH1310 Premium Member almost 12 years ago
If you’re looking for speed, don’t try Pheresis. A double unit of platelets takes about 90 minutes.
REDROCKER51 almost 12 years ago
i donated blood this morning…..they had to catch me and strap me down with steel chains….but i donated blood this morning.
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
the guy on the left stole Gunther’s wardrobe
Mostly Water Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Simple solution to this ref. Occam’s razor, Have someone whack off your head and stick a bucket under the neck. The simplest solution is the best solution.
Mostly Water Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Not you blood donors. Good for you people. I mean if you’re having a bloodletting speed contest with your brother.
Toxicdave almost 12 years ago
Drink plenty of water and avoid coffee the day of donation. I can drain a pint in about 4.5 minutes.
hippogriff almost 12 years ago
I don’t know whether I take longer or it just seems longer. I never knew it was a competition, so never timed it.
Fogger_man almost 12 years ago
I made it to my 13 gallon pin before I had to stop donating…...Noooo, not all at once! LOL
chromosome Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Thanks for reminding me! I’m about due for my donation.