Close to Home by John McPherson for January 09, 2013

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    Hope they aren’t hemophiliacs.

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    joe piglet Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Probably on blood thinners, doping in all sports.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 12 years ago

    …until the older brother discovered he has IBS.

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    James Hopkins  almost 12 years ago

    I just donated blood yesterday, and although I was pretty fast, I’m probably nowhere near these “professionals”

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    battle of plattsburgh  almost 12 years ago

    They should be on the treadmill, to get their heart rates up.

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    gosfreikempe  almost 12 years ago

    I’m sure one of them could “cheat” by encouraging thestaf to use a bigger diameter needle.

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    msprecious67  almost 12 years ago

    Should be “faster” not “fastest.”

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    angelfiredragon  almost 12 years ago

    make sure you drink nothing but water for 2 to 3 days before donating, soda, and other drinks actually make you slower. I only drink water and donate in about 3 mins…but when I do decide on a soda it doubles that time or more.

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    Kokopelli  almost 12 years ago

    It takes me about 6 mins..

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    TLH1310 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    If you’re looking for speed, don’t try Pheresis. A double unit of platelets takes about 90 minutes.

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    REDROCKER51  almost 12 years ago

    i donated blood this morning…..they had to catch me and strap me down with steel chains….but i donated blood this morning.

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    Popeyesforearm  almost 12 years ago

    the guy on the left stole Gunther’s wardrobe

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    Mostly Water Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Simple solution to this ref. Occam’s razor, Have someone whack off your head and stick a bucket under the neck. The simplest solution is the best solution.

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    Mostly Water Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Not you blood donors. Good for you people. I mean if you’re having a bloodletting speed contest with your brother.

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    Toxicdave  almost 12 years ago

    Drink plenty of water and avoid coffee the day of donation. I can drain a pint in about 4.5 minutes.

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    hippogriff  almost 12 years ago

    I don’t know whether I take longer or it just seems longer. I never knew it was a competition, so never timed it.

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    Fogger_man  almost 12 years ago

    I made it to my 13 gallon pin before I had to stop donating…...Noooo, not all at once! LOL

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Thanks for reminding me! I’m about due for my donation.

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