Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 11, 2013

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 12 years ago

    Gwen has a dirty side I didn’t know she had.

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    Superfrog  almost 12 years ago

    There once was a man from AustraliaWho painted his a$$ like a dahliaThe colour was fineLikewise the designBut the aroma, well that was a failure

    from ’Breaker Morant"

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    TaxGeek  almost 12 years ago

    There once was a beautiful lass,Who had a magnificent ass.Not rounded and pink,As you probably think,It was brown, had long ears and ate grass.

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    There was a young lady of Lynn,Who believed in original sin.She’d try to be goodAs hard as she could,And then she’d go at it a’gin.

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    Weakstream   almost 12 years ago

    There was a young man from SpartaA most magnificent farter On the strength of one bean He`d fart God save the QueenAnd Beethoven`s Moonlight Sonata

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    Weakstream   almost 12 years ago

    Spurred on by a very high wagerWith an envious German named Gager, He proceeded to fart The complete oboe partOf a Haydn Octet in B-major

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    The babe, with a cry brief and dismal,Fell into the water baptismal.Ere they’d gathered its plightIt had sunk out of sightFor the depth of the font was abyssmal. – Edward Gorey

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Each night father fills me with dreadAs he sits at the foot of my bed.I’d not mind that he speaksIn gibbers and squeaksBut for 17 years he’s been dead. – Edward Gorey (and my personal favorite)

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    TexTech  almost 12 years ago

    There once was a painter named PhideasWhose paintings some people thought hideousHe once painted AphroditeWithout even a nightieWhich upset the fussy, fastidious

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    Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    A lady while dining at Crewe Found an elephant’s whang in her stew. Said the waiter, “Don’t shout, And don’t wave it about, Or the others will all want one too.

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    Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I once thought a gal named Claire, had quite a magnificent pair, As I watched her one morn’ they got caught on a thorn, and then they began losing air!

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    trrider53  almost 12 years ago

    There once was a mathematician from Nepal,Who had a dodecahedronal ball,And the sum of its weight,Times its circumference, plus eight.Is his phone number, give him a call.

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    unca jim  almost 12 years ago

    Boys! Boys! We’re having FUN here.. drop the political crap.

    (and this is not about a guy from Nantucket)

    There was a young girl from PequodWho said babies were gifted from GodBut it wasn’t the almighty That snuck in her nightieIt was Roger the Lodger, b’gawd !

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    apGwilym  almost 12 years ago

    A gypsy boy pinching some shawlsWas kicked by a cop in Sioux FallsThe action was rashand produced a loud crashbecause most gypsies have crystal b…s

    Thers’s one about a plumber which would probably get flagged. Try “Some limericks” by Norman Douglas, available from “TheBookDepositary”

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    apGwilym  almost 12 years ago

    @superfrogThe dahlia one plus exegesis is in Douglas’s collection “Some Limericks”.You will like it.

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    apGwilym  almost 12 years ago

    @taxgeekbest in a long time.

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    Fogger_man  almost 12 years ago

    There once was a fisherman named FisherWho was fishing for fish in a fissureWhen a cod with a grinPulled the fisherman inNow they’re fishing the fissure for Fisher

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    AmyGrantfan51774  almost 12 years ago

    funny!!!!!!!!…but I wish they’d do a strip with Henry the dragon he’s funny….wonder if Rodney and Gwen will ever marry?

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    rgcviper  almost 12 years ago

    What a poetic group. You guys are great—made me laugh out loud!

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