In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 25, 2009

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    Dutchboy1  almost 16 years ago

    Like you’re actually going to see any cats running a marathon. It would take about a month. They’re more like walk 10 yards, eat, take a nap, lay in the sun for half an hour, run like crazy for 100 feet, take another nap, use the cat box, stretch, take another nap, lick themselves for 15 minutes, jog another 50 feet, take another nap…

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    Hugh B. Hayve  almost 16 years ago

    I think what you’re describing is the Ironcat Triathlon.

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    McGehee  almost 16 years ago

    No, I think that’s Eat, Sleep and – uh – Visit the Litter Box.

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    McGehee  almost 16 years ago

    As in, they do each thing only once.

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    cgrl78  almost 16 years ago

    I think that’s the ego of a cat. They do whatever they want.

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    Akenta  almost 16 years ago

    If you got a piece of string, they will make it to the end of the marathon without stopping.

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    swolf48110  almost 16 years ago

    My cat has absolutley no use for milk…. now if you’ve got a little piece of steak or salmon (preferably grilled) he’ll be you best buddy for the rest of the day!

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    stpatme  almost 16 years ago

    Unless a cat is given milk continually from kittenhood, in adulthood they will get “the runs” from it. ;-)

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