Poor Dewey. All his life, he can't jump. Then he dies, goes straight to Heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk.
Are all these guys looking at my life?
i jumped high enough to dunk once and sprained my pinky finger on the rim
Poor Dewey. He thinks he’s in HEAVEN!! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!
And wait until he realizes he’s gonna spend eternity stupid and ugly. That’s what happens when you believe in the resurrection of the body. Read the fine print. No upgrades here.
pschearer: (heavy mechanical breathing) I find your lack of faith disturbing! (more heavy mechanical breathing)
skipwelsh over 15 years ago
Are all these guys looking at my life?
bald over 15 years ago
i jumped high enough to dunk once and sprained my pinky finger on the rim
pschearer Premium Member over 15 years ago
Poor Dewey. He thinks he’s in HEAVEN!! BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!
And wait until he realizes he’s gonna spend eternity stupid and ugly. That’s what happens when you believe in the resurrection of the body. Read the fine print. No upgrades here.
The Duke 1 over 15 years ago
pschearer: (heavy mechanical breathing) I find your lack of faith disturbing! (more heavy mechanical breathing)