FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 28, 2013

It’s the same magic that allows a two-year old to produce more than his/her bodyweight in snot in a 24 hour period. Or a teen girl to hold her head upright even after doubling its weight with gel/mousse/spray.

The laws of physics simply don’t apply the same way to juveniles.

You mean a teenage boy left five pounds of food.

Maybe it’s mostly dandruff.

Just like my wife..crumbs all over.

Which costs about $6.99.

I think you’ll need a bigger vac for that mess, Andy.

Well it is just like when you buy 5 bags of groceries and throw away 10 bags of trash. How can more be going out of the house than is coming into it?

You should see what a 2yr old can do with a Hershey Kiss and a white wall…

reminds me of the never-ending flour and oil from the bible