FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 23, 2013
Transcript:
Paige: Mom, can you read my book report? Andy: I'd be happy to, Paige. Paige's Essay: Ernest Hemingway's "A Farewell to Arms" is about zqwaolm and epxmhjdkav. The eternal character is dgejhpf and the pain themes are ygmne2xrb and ttja nwvjd. Paige: Feel free to fix any typos by the way. Andy: Nice try.
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
nice choice of words, Paige
Destiny23 almost 12 years ago
Try that with autocorrect. You might get some interesting results!
mbreed184 almost 12 years ago
And if autocorrect doesn’t work… maybe doing your report or actually reading the book might be helpful!
Poollady almost 12 years ago
Next time, actuallu READ the book, Paige!
Zero-Gabriel almost 12 years ago
In the words of Lobachevsky (but mostly Tom Lehrer)… “Plagiarize”.
mrcharmander934 almost 12 years ago
Better layusd next time, Paiush.
phoenixnyc almost 12 years ago
Can’t really blame Paige – never could stand Hemingway. I was Team Faulkner before we had “Team Everything”s.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
At least try Cliff Notes.
Doctor11 almost 12 years ago
I’m with Andy on this one.
rekam Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Only Hemingway book I ever read was The Old Man and The Sea.
Stephen Gilberg almost 12 years ago
Advice: Skip the first 100 pages of AFtA. Nothing much happens.