Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 16, 2013
Transcript:
Bucky: Ok, tough guy. Think you know everything about the deadly pressure points of bugs? How do you kill a fruit fly?! Satchel: Not that I'd kill one, but you know, down on it. Bucky: Lucky guess. What about a firefly? Satchel: Same little, you know, downward thingy. Bucky: Big deal. Two right. You tied a broken clock but what about a house fl- Satchel: They're all pretty much like this, Bucky.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Maybe Bucky needs a … what do you call that thing?…. oh yeah…. a demonstration….
Ok, Bucky…. you be a fruit fly…..or a … mosquito….
or some other bug-type thingy….or maybe a cat….
alviebird almost 12 years ago
I had a dog that wold lunge at her target, extend both front legs, and stiff arm it. Killed a mouse that way, instantly. (And before I could stop her.)
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
That picture is creepy. I’m back. We’ve been away for the weekend.
orinoco womble almost 12 years ago
All the dogs I’ve ever owned snapped all flying insects out of the air and munched em.
unnormal almost 12 years ago
A buckfly? . . . hideous!
juicebruce almost 12 years ago
All in favor of the motion to see Bucky be a fly smashing example under Satchel’s paw say aye!
unnormal almost 12 years ago
@MKAHN (yesterday)
You certainly anticipated today’s strip!
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Elsboy almost 12 years ago
I had a dog that would catch bumblebees in his mouth and eat them. For some reason it was only bumblebees, though. Anything else he would ignore.
mkahn almost 12 years ago
Satchel is colored wrong in the 3rd panel… his mouth and nose area should be gray.
mkahn almost 12 years ago
Hey Bucky… how do you squash a squash?… Here’s the pressure points…
the burser almost 12 years ago
how do you kill Firefly? let it air on SYFY then it’s just a matter of time…dang syfy Overlord
heyeron almost 12 years ago
if by “it,” you mean too much time on his hands . . .
(but nice job on the bucky flies, MC)
btrfly_lvr almost 12 years ago
my dog swats at them with his paws and then tries to play with his victim…
hometownk Premium Member almost 12 years ago
I had dogs that liked honey bees. I guess the3y were sweet. Ahh, Nature’s candy. lol
water_moon almost 12 years ago
I recall seeing a news story about a study done on “how to kill flies with a fly swatter” No I’m serious, it was all aobut how a fly changes it’s take off patern basied on the direction your coming from and where you should track to when aiming at them.
Jeff0811 almost 12 years ago
There’s the story of a Kung Fu master teaching his student about life. He tells the student, “See that fly buzzing around our heads?”
“Yes, replies the student.”
“Watch what I do with these chopsticks” , says the master.
He tracks the fly for a moment with the chopsticks in hand, at the right moment thrusts the chopsticks at the fly. The fly continues buzzing around.
The master proudly says, “What do you think of that, young student?”
“The fly is still buzzing around, not much to think”, says the student.
“Ah”, says the master, “but he will never father children again.”
Popeyesforearm almost 12 years ago
Downward fly, is that a yoga thing or just embarrassing in public?
alviebird almost 12 years ago
Become the fly