Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 17, 2013

My SPLEEN!!!

Start with the movie Jackass.

There’s only one way to destroy the aliens:

A nine hour Jersey Whores Marathon!!! Aaaieeee!

60 years of television garbage ought to be enough to destroy any society.

Kali, There is a movie they run on SyFy called Jersey Shore Shark Attack! Seriously, you wouldn’t believe it..You could tell not one of the actors had never even been near New Jersey…It was worse than cheap Mexican accents…And get this, the chick who was supposed to be Snooky? Just plain Nookie in this movie…If you love chewing on aluminum foil, you’re gonna love it…

Taking about fail, what happened to Dr. Mel’s left arm?

Does anyone know if Winky has life insurance?

Sorry, Winky, the public is demanding groin shots … ruptured spleens are passe.

What’da ya mean “will be?” Winky’s spleen is world famous already; it’s gone viral . . . . ☻

Watch your spleen!

We have the ultimate weapon, combine Honey Bo Bo and Snooky join with the Kardashians and the Girls Next Door and if that does not work, teach them all how to dance while cooking and sewing clothes together.

His arm disappeared to make room in the shot for Winky. It was either Dr Mel’s arm or Pam’s breast.