Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 25, 2013

Any preacher can bomb occasionally.

Father Away chastises his congregation for short changing the collection plate.

If bananas became catholic priests, they would have mass appeal!

Alexi . . . You’re strung Waaaay too tight, you better lighten up or pass around whatever it is you’re smoking!

Well said.

I was going to guess the fat dude from Siskel & Ebert.

I own the fishing boat now.