In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 19, 2009

he won wrestlemania???!! (i’ve got to stop channel surfing through the WWE programs.)

A

yyyguy You’re not missing anything.

A

A ball of wax? Never heard that one before.

J

you ain’t old enough johnny (be glad. be very, very, glad.)

He hasn’t got “the whole nine yards” yet .

BC13 i know i’m not missing anything. i stopped watching it ages ago, though i was a fan when i was younger and it was less “adult” in nature. problem is that i keep contaminating myself when i surf past their programs and wind up watching for a minute or two.

yyyguy Fortunately, I don’t suffer from chronic channel-surf syndrome (like Adam Newman). I have a friend who now lives in the TO area who’s channel surfing just drove me nuts, but I digress. I haven’t watched wrestling since the Hulk Hogan/Randy Savage days.

A

i go a bit more recent than that. the last wrestler i watched regularly was the late Chris Benoit. also liked Bret Hart (and Owen). Some of what they do in the ring is pure artistry, but i can do without all the “in between” stuff so i don’t watch often. i get hooked in, sometimes, when guys like Chris Jericho are doing their thing, and I have an appreciation for the in ring skills of Christian and Edge, as well.

so, I guess he has yet to win ‘the big kahuna”

triple’ A’

i don’t see the whole kit n kaboodle either

I knew it was phony, but liked it anyway.