Pickles by Brian Crane for January 23, 2013

Earl, don’t even try to explain — just go get the tweezers! And think of something very nice to do very soon. Your only hope for a happy ending …

There is a side to Earl I’m just beginning to appreciate…

“How sanitary is that plumbers helper Earl”?

Tweezers? Why not just a drink of water or soda?

Earl was just taking the plunge.

The ones I hate are those shell pieces that lodge way in your throat and no amount of gargling will dislodge the irritating little buggers !

Earl may be needing help removing that plunger from someplace else.

Earl, I think those tweezers are in Opal’s purse – I hope you find it before she croaks…

Check out the crazy looking TV that they are watching.

I once worked with a plumber in New York City that said, ‘Every time you flush your toilet you’re putting food in my family’s mouth’.

The plunger might work, Opal.

I love Earl! He’s actually got a brilliant mind displayed by an amazingly laid-back sense of humor! One might mistakenly think him a fool but he’s far from that!

Only in your dreams, Earl, only in your dreams.

It’s not as bad as peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth… that can cause Arachibutyrophobia…

Which is why Earl often spends a night on the couch!

Just drink water to flush it down. would not make strip funny.

Oh Earl…. I’m shaking my head here.

LOL xxx

I used that just yesterday…

Ever the helpful husband.

ask & you shall receive

And what might Opal do with that plunger?

Maybe he was planning on using the handle end…. I can’t look at a toilet plunger anymore without hearing the word, “Extermination!”