Jon: I wrote a love song for Liz. It's called "I'll stay with you forever... even if you try to lose me in a shopping mall".
Garfield: Based on a true story.
Probably because she intended to get him a birthday or Christmas present. Trouble is, Jon in public in a Liz-free zone is probably not a secure environment.
pouncingtiger over 11 years ago
Can’t blame Liz there.
Llewellenbruce over 11 years ago
That song will really impress her Jon.
The Nihilist over 11 years ago
Don’t go giving her ideas Jon…
RuinQueenofOblivion over 11 years ago
I’d try to lose Jon in a shopping mall too, and the zoo, and the park, and the restaurant where we’re having a date, and the parking lot, and at home.
in.amongst over 11 years ago
Digest for the Readers – “Drama in Real Life”
Hillbillyman over 11 years ago
Had that happen to me once; I never saw her again.
pcolli over 11 years ago
“And I ay ay will try to lose you, oo oo.”
germanvisitor over 11 years ago
Is she getting sick of him?
SkyFisher over 11 years ago
broccoli
Alanorei over 11 years ago
Probably because she intended to get him a birthday or Christmas present. Trouble is, Jon in public in a Liz-free zone is probably not a secure environment.
SuperNick1112 over 11 years ago
This does not bode well…
dreadlokz over 11 years ago
And no kidding it was based on a true story!!
HankTheSock over 11 years ago
I believe it…
pcolli over 11 years ago
I wrote a song when my wife left me…. itwas called “Who’s Riding my Bicycle Now?”
bmw22202 over 11 years ago
omg
AmyGrantfan51774 over 11 years ago
geez Jon must be romantic he wrote a song for Liz…awww!!!!!
wire2u over 11 years ago
Dear William,I hope for your sake the “General” doesn’t read your posts…..(based on a true story)
CsRoberto2854 2 months ago
that sounds like a early 2000’s emo song