Jon: I wrote a love song for Liz. It's called "I'll stay with you forever... even if you try to lose me in a shopping mall".
Garfield: Based on a true story.
Probably because she intended to get him a birthday or Christmas present. Trouble is, Jon in public in a Liz-free zone is probably not a secure environment.
pouncingtiger almost 12 years ago
Can’t blame Liz there.
Llewellenbruce almost 12 years ago
That song will really impress her Jon.
The Nihilist almost 12 years ago
Don’t go giving her ideas Jon…
RuinQueenofOblivion almost 12 years ago
I’d try to lose Jon in a shopping mall too, and the zoo, and the park, and the restaurant where we’re having a date, and the parking lot, and at home.
in.amongst almost 12 years ago
Digest for the Readers – “Drama in Real Life”
Hillbillyman almost 12 years ago
Had that happen to me once; I never saw her again.
pcolli almost 12 years ago
“And I ay ay will try to lose you, oo oo.”
germanvisitor almost 12 years ago
Is she getting sick of him?
SkyFisher almost 12 years ago
broccoli
Alanorei almost 12 years ago
Probably because she intended to get him a birthday or Christmas present. Trouble is, Jon in public in a Liz-free zone is probably not a secure environment.
SuperNick1112 almost 12 years ago
This does not bode well…
dreadlokz almost 12 years ago
And no kidding it was based on a true story!!
HankTheSock almost 12 years ago
I believe it…
pcolli almost 12 years ago
I wrote a song when my wife left me…. itwas called “Who’s Riding my Bicycle Now?”
bmw22202 almost 12 years ago
omg
AmyGrantfan51774 almost 12 years ago
geez Jon must be romantic he wrote a song for Liz…awww!!!!!
wire2u almost 12 years ago
Dear William,I hope for your sake the “General” doesn’t read your posts…..(based on a true story)
csroberto2854 3 months ago
that sounds like a early 2000’s emo song