Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 26, 2013

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    Superfrog  almost 12 years ago

    It’s all down hill from here.

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    RoadTrip3500  almost 12 years ago

    “…and the agony of defeat”

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    The Life I Draw Upon  almost 12 years ago

    See Rock City..Great to see you Dogsniff. I was beginning to wonder.

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    WoodEye  almost 12 years ago

    He stuck the landing!

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    farmermatt  almost 12 years ago

    The mountain forgot to duck.

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    It looked further away from on top.

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    Kali39  almost 12 years ago

    George of Jungle say, watch out for mountain!

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    bluskies  almost 12 years ago

    Looks like he got the “point”.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Not exactly at the peak of his ability….but close…

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Panel 2 and 3..slowly sliding backwards, picking up speed, and sitting smack dab on the pointy end of a pine tree…

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Bruno, thanks! I forgot all about Roger Ramjet…Ha! Great stuff!

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    McSpook  almost 12 years ago

    Oh my God, just remembered the end credit lyrics:

    So come and join us, all you kids,For lots of fun and laughter,As Roger Ramjet and his menGet all the crooks they’re after.(repeat lyrics fromn last comment)

    These things occupy the limited space in my brain, so I don’t understand how escrow works.

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    DGWillie  almost 12 years ago

    I believe S. Crow retired some years ago, so now he doesn’t work.

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    pcolli  almost 12 years ago

    “First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain; then there is” – CRUNCH!

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    roctor  almost 12 years ago

    His meteoronic rise came to a sudden but predictable end.

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    sarah413 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    X-Games, here I come!!!!

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    tagteam  almost 12 years ago

    Super Skier by Chad Mitchell Trio

    (Gibson/Rieser/Rieser)

    Well, they called him Super SkierAs he sat around the sundeck,For he swore that he would never take a spill.When they finally brought him downThey had to use three toboggansTo carry all the pieces down the hill.CHORUS:He was comin’ down that slopeDoin’ ninety miles an hourWhen he caught an edge of his ski.Well, his clothes, they were fast,But the slopes, they were faster.That’s the last of Super Skier we shall see.Well, he hollered, “What the hell!”As he lined them parallel:He figured there was nothing more to learn.(Oh, no…)And as he started on his way,He shouted, “Ondelay!”,Assuming that he’d never have to turn.Well, he was slippin’ down that slopeDoin’ ninety miles an hourWhen a mogul flipped him in the air.His jumping form was fineUntil he ran into that pine,[- From: http://www.elyrics.net -]And two one-legged skiers left from there.(repeat CHORUS)When he left that tree at last,He was moving twice as fast.Both halves were skimming moguls like a feather.He said, “If I must beA split personality,How can I ever keep my knees together?”One ski was headed north,And the other headed west,‘Cause both of them, you see, were running freer.And folks up on Little NellLooked up, scared as hell,Said, "It’s a bird." “No, it’s a plane.” “It’s Super Skier!”(No, uh, it’s a bird.)(repeat CHORUS)Now the moral of my story(Though my story’s kinda gory):For all you sundeck Charlies, there’s still hope.You buy the fastest clothes you can,Then talk skiing like a man,But don’t let people catch you on the slope!(repeat CHORUS)And let’s get Charlie off the M. T. A.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    I understand completely. I can never forget the lyrics to the “Super Chicken” theme song.

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    Mostly Water Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Location is everything.

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    dabugger  almost 12 years ago

    Leap of faith it is not; snow kidding…..

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    vwdualnomand  almost 12 years ago

    thought that lookout was in georgia. part of the chattanooga/chickamauga civil war battlefield. was wondering why chattanooga is in tennessee, but part of its sprawl is in georgia, it was once an area where the cherokees resided before we forced them to oklahoma.

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    Vonne Anton  almost 12 years ago

    “We are (um, buzz-click, um) wondering why (um, buzz-click-whistle, um) that ski jump was put THERE!?” (Sound effects courtesy of Roger Ramjet’s nemesis: the Solenoid Robots!)

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    Buggerlugs  almost 12 years ago

    Anybody remember Super Dave Osborne?

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    McSpook  almost 12 years ago

    I’m 57, and Jonny Quest was always one of my favorite shows. The Cartoon Channel reran them about 10 years ago, and I watched with the same glee as when I was 9. They also did a more modern version which was interesting, but not quite as good.

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    eramie  almost 12 years ago

    Today’s comic and comments confirm once again why Non Sequitur is the very first thing I read every morning.

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    Rickapolis  almost 12 years ago

    Is this how yodeling got started?

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    Caddy57  almost 12 years ago

    Why am I picturing Captain Caveman meeting the “agony of de feet” and anything else that gets broken on the way down?

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    Not Again  almost 12 years ago

    The peak of his skiing skills.

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    el8  almost 12 years ago

    Thanks…you are right!

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    pouncingtiger  almost 12 years ago

    It’s not the takeoff that you have to worry about. It’s the [abrupt] landing.

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