Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 11, 2013

Keep your filthy ispen away from my abdomen ! I’m not sprocing around !

Ispen the mightier sword the than?

Yep, they’re little barbarians, especially the males: stabbing and sucking, stabbing and inseminating.The arthropod equivalent of Roberto from Futurama.

It probably seems like a good idea at the time.

Must be a pretty sharp ispen.

Sucks to be a female bed bug.

I gues this is a case of “The penis mightier than the sword*”*Formerly thought to be a typo.

March on Washington: Fifty years of progress, and… Hey! I recognize that rock. We’ve passed it a hundred times.

Sex-obsessed little know-it-all! Who gives a rat’s ass how bedbugs do it?!

Better send Vlad over to C’est la Vie—Donna’s challenging Teresa for lameness.

The banana seems to be either looking for a raise or a bathroom.

Drove through Ispen, Colorado a few times.

I believe bedbugs are considered an abomination in sKansa.

Blog Newspaper legging .. would that be a nagging?Btw, as far as I know there are no vultures in Flanders. I’ll never give to the Red Cross again.

I’m traumatized by all the sex and violence in this comic.

…i still miss you Sparky.

Learn something new every day.

Now I have developed a craving for a little traumatic insemination.

In a perfect world, the BANANA blog post would be right after the SHIRLEY BASSEY post.Bonana fanna fo Firley

The expression sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite will never be the same again.

I’ll give you an address if you like…no it’s NOT me.

Right, and then the female bug fakes a smorga. sigh

The line is from Chinatown. Original line is, “Forget about it Jake. It’s Chinatown.” The implication is that laws as we know them do not apply in that island of foreign culture and involvement to force any of the usual points of rational order would be pointless.

Hey Bed Bugs, find a room in Hell.

Ispen, OK, I get it But where the hell is bill?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aErNjERoLJM

“I won’t deny it… but how much of the family money did you pay her to stand outside the window and illustrate your point?”

Can’t engage in traumatic insemination unless your sticker pecks out.

Mountain oysters are a pain to prepare, they’re hard to find in restaurants, and you can never get them in the shell.

Re: BEST WISHES FROM BOB PARKERBrought to mind this book my father gave me back in the 50s

illustrated by Theodor Seuss Geisel aka Dr. Seuss

Jake is Jake Gittes, the private ispen in Chinatown.