Mom made beans for dinner, You know I ate ‘em all. She said come get your coat on, we’re goin’ to the mall. Gonna visit Santa and sit upon his knee. But all that I could think about was how not to cut the cheese. While waiting there for Santa, I thought that I’d explode. The gas bubble grew bigger with every “Ho, Ho, Ho”. Tried my best to hide it, thought I was doing swell. But when I sat down on Santa’s lap, he hollered “What’s that smell!” Chorus: I farted on Santa’s lap, now Christmas is gonna stink for me. I farted on Santa’s lap, now I’ll get nothin’ under my Christmas tree. I asked him for a baseball, I asked him for a bat. I asked him for some ice skates but I’ll get none of that. I asked him for a lot of things I’ll have to do without ‘Cause when I sat on Santa’s lap, I let one slip out. (Chorus) On Christmas Eve I snuck out of my bed without a sound. Went down to the living room just to take a look around. It was then that I saw Santa next to the Christmas tree. His arms were full of presents and they were all for meHe put them on a pile and got up to turn around. And blew a fart with such great force our tree almost came down. And so I’ll always cherish that special moment when. I realized even old Saint Nick rips one now and then.I farted on Santa’s lap and Christmas didn’t stink for me. I farted on Santa’s lap and Santa left one on my Christmas tree.
nbwddd over 6 years ago
Mom made beans for dinner, You know I ate ‘em all. She said come get your coat on, we’re goin’ to the mall. Gonna visit Santa and sit upon his knee. But all that I could think about was how not to cut the cheese. While waiting there for Santa, I thought that I’d explode. The gas bubble grew bigger with every “Ho, Ho, Ho”. Tried my best to hide it, thought I was doing swell. But when I sat down on Santa’s lap, he hollered “What’s that smell!” Chorus: I farted on Santa’s lap, now Christmas is gonna stink for me. I farted on Santa’s lap, now I’ll get nothin’ under my Christmas tree. I asked him for a baseball, I asked him for a bat. I asked him for some ice skates but I’ll get none of that. I asked him for a lot of things I’ll have to do without ‘Cause when I sat on Santa’s lap, I let one slip out. (Chorus) On Christmas Eve I snuck out of my bed without a sound. Went down to the living room just to take a look around. It was then that I saw Santa next to the Christmas tree. His arms were full of presents and they were all for meHe put them on a pile and got up to turn around. And blew a fart with such great force our tree almost came down. And so I’ll always cherish that special moment when. I realized even old Saint Nick rips one now and then.I farted on Santa’s lap and Christmas didn’t stink for me. I farted on Santa’s lap and Santa left one on my Christmas tree.