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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 31, 2013
January 30, 2013
February 01, 2013
Transcript:
Rip: Dutch, they're gaining on us! (sniffle!) Dutch: Son, remember our talk about yelling the obvious? The gang is on the run from crooked police! Dutch: At the turn in the road, jump out and head for the chopper - Rip: Gotcha. Get the chopper, save you, and head for home! (cough!) (sniffle!) Cobra: Rip's crazy! He can't fly a chopper well enough to save us! Dutch: No kidding! He cut me off before I could tell him to just grab bazookas that I packed in the back!
The Nihilist about 12 years ago
Never underestimate the advantage of overwhelming firepower…
ShortStraw about 12 years ago
He must be talking about chewing gum, cause owning weapons is now a bad thing.
Chithing about 12 years ago
Ah, mad, impetuous youth. Maybe he’ll at least look in the back and see BAZOOKAS!
mntim about 12 years ago
Ah, the (cough, sniffle) plot twist.
DorianKTB about 12 years ago
Will we have to nickname Rip “Bazooka Joe”? :-)
Dragoncat about 12 years ago
It’s time to face the cold, hard fact that the chopper is now Rip’s most favourite toy in the whole, wide…Speaking of “cold”…
ckham about 12 years ago
Wouldn’t having bazookas in the back be yelling the obvious, too?
joe-b-cool about 12 years ago
Well, if no one else is gonna…Heli-hugpounces, Haywire Hooligans and Ripscallions!\I always wanted to do that.