Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 22, 2013

It seems to work in Brewster’s case, anyway.

I think you need to adjust it, Dr Mel – that reading is much too high.

What Brewster lacks in brains, he makes up for in brawn.

I thought that some sort of alien mind wipe beam had turned Brewster’s brain totally to mush through repeated use. Apparently there’s 2% left.

I have an excellent bulls#!+ meter.

Can he create a remote sensor for Winky to notify the spleen bank?

Hmmm, maybe Dr Mel will name it a Tricorder™ and it will be used as a multifunctional diagnostic device in the next generation . . . . ☻

Whats the status of Pam’s Double D Cells…??? 38%…?

One more alien mind probe and Brewster will be part of the 1% WooHoo!

…and scanners live in vain…

are you sure he isn’t a scientologist? Dr “mel” ron hubbard and the first e-meter!