Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 07, 2013
February 06, 2013
February 08, 2013
Transcript:
Lemming 1: Okay, guys, before we leap to our eternal death from atop this mountain, does anyone have any final words they'd like to say? Lemming 2: I hooked up with your w-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-f-e Lemming 1: I suppose it's too late to punch him in the nose.
dimensioncr8r almost 12 years ago
Thats one way to “drop” the news.
el8 almost 12 years ago
“It’s Too Late” – Carole King
margueritem almost 12 years ago
Ya think?
Ellen Gwynne almost 12 years ago
Yup- you’re next!
hariseldon59 almost 12 years ago
To quote The Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose" “It’s too late to turn back now. I believe, I believe, I believe I’m falling …”
Templo S.U.D. almost 12 years ago
He can punch him in the nose after he leaps. (Hi, everyone, “backwards MORMON” here. Sorry I’ve absent for a about week. My profile went screwy somehow. So “templo SUD” my new GoComics name from now on.)
Coinguy almost 12 years ago
My recommendation is to grab the wife and let her join her boyfriend :)
Destiny23 almost 12 years ago
While not as confidential as a traditional confessional, at least there’s no penance required!He will know if “confession is good for the soul” in3 … 2 … 1 …
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 12 years ago
He could jump after him trying to reach him before hitting the ground.
knight1192a almost 12 years ago
Wow, a lemming actually did it. Hmmmm, no way of knowing whose who, but if their order in that first panel corresponds to their order when they were standing on each other’s shoulders then the one in the front, who jumped, was Bob. That would appear to be the first non-Croc bob to die in the strip.
John Falstaff almost 12 years ago
wonder eef croks at bottom of cleff … catch leetle rodents een mouf as dey falls … little rodents taste GUD
finale almost 12 years ago
Are there others in his platoon?
eddie6192 almost 12 years ago
If it’s not too late he should punch his wife in the nose.
Sisyphos almost 12 years ago
Where are all the lemming wives?! Is this a sexist suicide mission?
jmartin1955 almost 12 years ago
I slept with your wife would have been funnier.
SAINT12345 almost 12 years ago
finding the suicide thing not too funny
baldhedjer almost 12 years ago
Confession is good for the soul.
Gokie5 almost 12 years ago
That isn’t nice. Welcome back, Templo SUD!
mkahn almost 12 years ago
Well I’m free… free falling!- Tom Petty
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Woder if there’s a sign at the bottom:
WATCH 4 FALLING LEMMINGS
puddlesplatt almost 12 years ago
ya gotta love them
Vonne Anton almost 12 years ago
“I suppose it’s too late to tell him I knew, and that’s why I pushed him.”
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
Isn’t she in line too?
Sherlock Watson almost 12 years ago
He should have let the other lemmings go ahead of him; then he could have had all their wives, and there’d be no one to punch him.
milhouse.vh almost 12 years ago
@masterskrain Actually something the size of a lemming can survive quite a long drop. The smaller a creature the better its ability to handle falls; bugs can fall from tall buildings and not even notice, but even mice will just be stunned and then get up and walk away.