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Coffe is on me Clarence.
NO thanks, Joe. Im drinking water.
Charlene has on a "fast" this week.
No meat
No dairy
No yeast,
No Caffeine,
No salt,
No sugar.
No wonder you're such a grouch lately.
My wife has fled the country,
Iām on a āshockā diet for the next 2 weeks. No meat, white flour, white rice, white potatoes. Skim milk and 0% fat yogurt only, egg whites, brown rice, beans, oatmeal, fruits and veggies only. I want my meat and sugar!! I know fruits and vegetables are sweet, but I really want the āforbiddenā items to balance the sweetness of all the rest of the food.
Food sensitivies have whittled my allowables down to just pork, egg yolks, corn, rice, veggies (except potatoes or soy products) and a few fruits (canāt have cherries, pineapple, bananas, peaches, apricots, pears). I get by with having some things that donāt seem to bother me too much, like cheese and the occasional egg or ground turkey.
I have the perfect diet for folksā¦.eat less and exercise more. Now, how do you suppose I could turn that into about 15 chapters to publish so I can make a mint?
rpmurray about 12 years ago
With all the good stuff verboten, that leaves only ā Gasp! ā veggies. Shudder.
Ervin Johnson about 12 years ago
I tried something similar this past weekā¦ it was not a good week. :)
ewalnut about 12 years ago
The only time I āgo on a fastā is when Iām too sick to eat.
mkahn about 12 years ago
Iām on the seafood dietā¦I see food, and I eat it.
Dragon0131 about 12 years ago
Iām on a āshockā diet for the next 2 weeks. No meat, white flour, white rice, white potatoes. Skim milk and 0% fat yogurt only, egg whites, brown rice, beans, oatmeal, fruits and veggies only. I want my meat and sugar!! I know fruits and vegetables are sweet, but I really want the āforbiddenā items to balance the sweetness of all the rest of the food.
Gokie5 about 12 years ago
Food sensitivies have whittled my allowables down to just pork, egg yolks, corn, rice, veggies (except potatoes or soy products) and a few fruits (canāt have cherries, pineapple, bananas, peaches, apricots, pears). I get by with having some things that donāt seem to bother me too much, like cheese and the occasional egg or ground turkey.
Dr Lou Premium Member about 12 years ago
I have the perfect diet for folksā¦.eat less and exercise more. Now, how do you suppose I could turn that into about 15 chapters to publish so I can make a mint?
prasrinivara about 12 years ago
Thatās not a fast, thatās Garfieldās definition of ādietā (ādieā with ātā added on)