Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 29, 2013
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January 30, 2013
Transcript:
Balloon 1: "Honey, I've invested all our money into my invention - A do-it-yourself-Orthodentics kit called 'Brace Yourself'." Balloon 2: "Sounds great, honey. Excuse me while I go call a bankruptcy attorney."
Varnes almost 12 years ago
More taste! Less filling!
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Is this done tongue in cheek? ……..Susan, help! I got nothin’!
Time to pun………………………………………………………………….t!
Superfrog almost 12 years ago
He’s bitten off more than he can chew.
ShortStraw almost 12 years ago
1st call should be Divorce Lawyer
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Hey, Varnes…. fangs a lot.Now I gotta think of something incisive.
Sometimes I’m just not filling sharp enough.
Bargrove almost 12 years ago
Next come the"Suit yourself" kit. pun
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
My comments often disappear for several seconds… occasionally much longer…. before popping up.
But the duplication MAY not be due to ShortStraw’s impatience… all those comments were posted the same minute..I’ve had a few posts come up duplicate…if long ones, just the first paragraph repeats a few times before the rest.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Anyway, the wife up there is pretty nonchalant … this must happen a lot, cos she already knows the drill.
jreckard almost 12 years ago
I was trying to think of something with a bit to it, but I couldn’t get past the image of my dentist going at my cavity with a brace and bit …
imbaldeagle almost 12 years ago
Reminds me of the old days with the slow dentist drills and my fears – I’d brace myself by gripping the chair arms so that my knuckles turned white. And THAT reminds me of the cartoon where the man has two broken chair arms in his hands, as the dentist asks, “Hurt?”
jmcx4 almost 12 years ago
I got a body self-marinating kit. It’s called “Do yourself a flavor”.
Digital Frog almost 12 years ago
It’s right up there with the home Lasik kits:http://www.lasikathome.com
Perkycat almost 12 years ago
Thanks – my first laugh out loud moment today!
tinachambers almost 12 years ago
Me too, bhinle. I love it!
mkahn almost 12 years ago
TV ad…“Hello, friends. What’s more fun than a root canal? The latest product from Orthodontists INC. – Brace Yourself! Now in the comfort of your own home, you can wash, wax, floss, and now BRACE your own teeth! Think of the money saved when dentists’ appointments are no longer necessary! Now, through this special TV offer, you can get Brace Yourself for only 3 easy payment of $32.95 plus shipping and handling. That’s right! For less $100, straight teeth are yours! But wait! Call in the next 10 minutes, and we’ll throw in ANOTHER Brace Yourself absolutely FREE! You can give one as a gift to your worst enemy! You just have to pay separate shipping and handling. BUT WAIT! THERE”S STILL MORE! Be one of the first 100 callers and you will receive a complementary SHAMWOW-Snuggie with a Magic Bullet Blender! Wow, Folks! What an offer! Call Now! 1-800-TAKEMYMONEY.