Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for May 29, 2013

Hi! I’m new to the “Cathy” clan, and I’m loving it. I would love a pre-nup like that!

What a nut! While Cathy needs some confidence, threatening to sue for payment for how a swimsuit fits is overboard. Oh well, she’ll be back to normal tomorrow, I’m sure.Hello Cathy clan! We’re off on a trip today and won’t be back until June 11. My husband’s sister is getting married so we’re going to Spain and a side trip to Rome. I’m excited because I’ve never been to Rome so it should be a lot of fun! “See” you all soon and I’ll miss you!!

OMG!!!!! Is it only me . . . or does Cathy seem just a little bit nuttier than usual today for insisting on “payment for emotional distress and compensation for career opportunities missed” if her heart gets “broken” in the process of trying to find the perfect bathing suit?!? Give me a break!!!!! [HUGE eye roll here!!!!!]

Hi, rgcviper!

Susan: Cathy wouldn’t fare too well with claims like that in front of MY favorite t.v. judge, Marilyn Milian, on The People’s Court either!!!!! ;-)

Sally246: Welcome!!!!! As I’m sure you probably already know, we’re a very friendly group here so feel free to join in the conversation any time you’d like. Hope to hear more from you again soon!!!!! :-)

lightenup: Soooooooooo JEALOUS of you right now, girlfriend!!!!! Hope you have a wonderful time on your trip to Spain and Rome and we’ll “see” you again when you get back. Until then, safe travels and we’ll miss you!!!!!

Hello and Happy Wednesday, fellow “Cathy” clan. Hope everyone has/had a really nice day today!!!!!

I’ve got some swimsuits that I’d like to sue for breach of promise…Sally246 – Welcome to the Cathy Clan!lightenup – have a great trip!

Dream on, Cathy.

@Sally246Welcome to our nut-house—uh, I mean, discussion board. We look forward to hearing from you again soon.

HI, MOM. Greetings, Clan.